My Stupid Snake

My Stupid Snake craved for a cheese grater that they would often sleep with. It is a fairly funny idea, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

My Stupid Snake desperately craved for a chocolate bar to experiment on. One might find this to be a funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

My Stupid Snake desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be an exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken having that done to it

My Stupid Snake desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally demolish. It is a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. A bag of poop was the chosen item.

My Stupid Snake carried a radiator that they would often drop. It might have been a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

My Stupid Snake always had with them a custard pie that they would break. It was a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who assumed it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.