Their Fucking Snake

Their Fucking Snake desperately needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

Their Fucking Snake desperately desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who had decided it was sublime. A pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

Their Fucking Snake had a wig that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly funny activity, to you, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

Their Fucking Snake searched for a pen to eat. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a pen being the item selected.

Their Fucking Snake desired a cheese grater that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

Their Fucking Snake always kept a vibrator that they liked to sleep with. It was a weird and wonderful activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a vibrator of all things.