My Scary Snake

My Scary Snake looked for a bat that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

My Scary Snake desperately needed a stretchman that they sometimes put up their bum. It would be a fairly unusual thought, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who had decided it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

My Scary Snake desperately looked for a set of lego that they would put up their bum. This is certainly a surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.

My Scary Snake searched for a pint of beer that they liked to put on his head. It would be a fairly astonishing proposal, to most, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. A pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

My Scary Snake searched for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be an exciting action, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

My Scary Snake always had with them a vibrator that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be an extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.