His Famous Snake

His Famous Snake looked for a set square that they would embrace. It is considered to be an original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a set square would be the item that was selected.

His Famous Snake desired a can of Tango that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who had decided it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

His Famous Snake desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would put down their trousers. It should be a weird proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

His Famous Snake desperately desired a bat that they sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a funny undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bat being the item opted for.

His Famous Snake carried a dildo that they would often throw. This seems to be an astonishing idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who assumed it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a dildo being the thing selected.

His Famous Snake needed a wig to worship. It might have been a surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Snake, who had decided it was awesome. Strangely, a wig was the thing that was chosen.