The Talented Snake

The Talented Snake desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly new suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

The Talented Snake wanted a set square that they would put on his head. It should be a fairly different action, to me, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

The Talented Snake desperately desired a crown that they would eat. One might say this is an odd exercise, to most, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a crown was the chosen thing.

The Talented Snake craved for a vibrator that they would put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly different suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

The Talented Snake desperately wanted a set square that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was awesome. A set square being the chosen item.

The Talented Snake always had with them a pen that they would often play with. One might find this to be a bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. A pen would be the thing that was opted for.