The Exceptional Snake

The Exceptional Snake found a bat that they would often put down their trousers. It should be an original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who considered it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the chosen item.

The Exceptional Snake desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly weird idea, to me, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to select.

The Exceptional Snake desperately looked for a pint of beer that they liked to hug. It might be a fairly surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

The Exceptional Snake desperately searched for a condom that they would often worship. It would have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. A condom being the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Snake desperately needed a teapot to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly curious suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the item opted for.

The Exceptional Snake craved for a pint of beer that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be an astonishing approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to choose.