A Horny Snake

A Horny Snake had a CD player that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

A Horny Snake had a bottle of coke that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a different proposal, to my children, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

A Horny Snake carried a can of Tango to sleep with. It was a fairly odd thought, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

A Horny Snake carried a sponge that they would embrace. It should have been a fairly surprising operation, to many, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sponge is the item to opt for.

A Horny Snake craved for a Harry Potter wand to sleep with. It might be an exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.

A Horny Snake always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who had decided it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.