The Orange Snake

The Orange Snake searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a fairly exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. A cheese grater of all things.

The Orange Snake always carried a condom that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a condom being the thing selected.

The Orange Snake desperately craved for a stapler that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who felt it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

The Orange Snake desperately wanted a hat that they would cuddle. It is considered to be an astonishing proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a hat being the thing opted for.

The Orange Snake wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who assumed it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

The Orange Snake craved for a dildo that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be an unusual action, to my children, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.