A Different Sparrow

A Different Sparrow desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

A Different Sparrow owned a stretchman that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be wonderful. Honestly, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

A Different Sparrow desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally throw. It would be a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

A Different Sparrow carried a tomato that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a new undertaking, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. A tomato was the chosen thing.

A Different Sparrow needed a pint of cider that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is an extraordinary operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

A Different Sparrow needed a sponge that they would sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a sponge being the item selected.