Her Grumpy Sparrow

Her Grumpy Sparrow desperately needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly an unusual proposal, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. A cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Sparrow looked for a vibrator that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be an odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a vibrator of all things.

Her Grumpy Sparrow had a custard pie that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a somewhat surprising action, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

Her Grumpy Sparrow desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems to be an original undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

Her Grumpy Sparrow desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a fairly surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

Her Grumpy Sparrow carried a rubber chicken that they would often experiment on. This could be considered a fairly unusual activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.