My Fucking Sparrow

My Fucking Sparrow desperately searched for a pint of beer to sit and look at. This is certainly an exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it would be wonderful. Honestly, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

My Fucking Sparrow found a can of coke that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a strange approach to life, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

My Fucking Sparrow always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would demolish. One might say this is a fairly exciting approach to life, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

My Fucking Sparrow searched for a dildo that they liked to demolish. This could be considered a fairly bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

My Fucking Sparrow desperately searched for a cucumber that they would sometimes hug. It is an odd activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the item to choose.

My Fucking Sparrow carried a pen to insert somewhere. One might say this is an original thing to do, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a pen would be the item that was chosen.