The Confused Sparrow

The Confused Sparrow desperately needed a big sponge to rub on his belly. It would be a weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

The Confused Sparrow needed a radiator that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is an exciting operation, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was wonderful. A radiator is the thing to choose.

The Confused Sparrow desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would rub on his belly. It might have been an exciting exercise, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

The Confused Sparrow needed a rubber johnny that they would often play with. It is a strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. A rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

The Confused Sparrow always had with them a lava lamp that they liked to worship. It should be a somewhat surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a lava lamp of all things.

The Confused Sparrow wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put on his head. It would have been a fairly surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.