The Boring Sparrow

The Boring Sparrow had a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to drop. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

The Boring Sparrow desperately needed a helmet that they liked to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly different proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a helmet of all things.

The Boring Sparrow desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would often embrace. This seems to be a weird exercise, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. A can of Tango being the thing opted for.

The Boring Sparrow carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to play with. It might have been a different thought, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. A Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

The Boring Sparrow desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally break. It should be a fairly surprising idea, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

The Boring Sparrow had a set of lego that they would sometimes play with. This seems an exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. A set of lego would be the item that was chosen.