Her Horny Sparrow

Her Horny Sparrow always had with them a stapler to break. One might say this is a fairly bizarre exercise, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the item chosen.

Her Horny Sparrow often carried a set square that they would rub on his belly. It is considered to be a new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

Her Horny Sparrow owned a stretchman that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be an odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was epic. Strangely, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

Her Horny Sparrow desperately looked for a CD player that they would often break. It would be a different activity, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the item chosen.

Her Horny Sparrow desperately looked for a computer that they would smash. It would have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it would be sublime. Honestly, a computer having that done to it

Her Horny Sparrow owned a can of Tango that they would sometimes embrace. It was a new proposal, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.