His Magical Sparrow

His Magical Sparrow always kept a painting of a melon that they sometimes cuddle. It would be a new operation, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a painting of a melon of all things.

His Magical Sparrow owned a bottle of beer that they sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly funny exercise, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer having that done to it

His Magical Sparrow owned a rubber johnny that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

His Magical Sparrow carried a lava lamp that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be a new operation, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a lava lamp having that done to it

His Magical Sparrow owned a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a weird activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

His Magical Sparrow desperately looked for a spade that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a different exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.