Her Fat Sparrow

Her Fat Sparrow desperately desired a pint of beer that they would occasionally share. It should have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

Her Fat Sparrow wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally annihilate It might be a surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it would be spectacular. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

Her Fat Sparrow had a pen that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems an odd action, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a pen was the item that was chosen.

Her Fat Sparrow desired a computer that they sometimes demolish. It would have been a fairly new suggestion, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a computer is the thing to opt for.

Her Fat Sparrow always carried a lava lamp that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be an exciting action, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

Her Fat Sparrow owned a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly peculiar idea, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.