The Hungry Sparrow

The Hungry Sparrow craved for a toilet brush that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be an original idea, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it would be breathtaking. A toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

The Hungry Sparrow needed a dildo that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an extraordinary activity, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea was awesome. A dildo was the chosen thing.

The Hungry Sparrow always carried a stapler to insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thought, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. A stapler is the item that was chosen.

The Hungry Sparrow needed a painting of a melon to share. It might be an odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

The Hungry Sparrow always kept a bottle of wine that they would smash. It is a peculiar proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

The Hungry Sparrow desired a custard pie that they would occasionally break. This is certainly a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.