Her Purple Sparrow

Her Purple Sparrow carried a rubber chicken that they would often break. It was an unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

Her Purple Sparrow always carried a set of lego that they liked to drop. This might appear to be a new activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a set of lego of all things.

Her Purple Sparrow carried a condom that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be a different thought, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a condom being the item opted for.

Her Purple Sparrow always carried a pen that they sometimes experiment on. It was an unusual activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen being the item selected.

Her Purple Sparrow needed a sack of potatoes to put down their trousers. It is an extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

Her Purple Sparrow desperately looked for a pint of beer that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.