Funny Sparrow

Funny Sparrow desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would demolish. One might find this to be a curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

Funny Sparrow always had with them a block of cheese that they would sometimes break. It was considered to be a fairly original suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

Funny Sparrow desired a cheese grater that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it was spectacular. Honestly, a cheese grater being the item selected.

Funny Sparrow always had with them a bottle of coke to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

Funny Sparrow desperately desired a can of Tango that they would sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

Funny Sparrow found a crown that they liked to experiment on. One might say this is a surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a crown being the thing selected.