The Stupid Troll

The Stupid Troll looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes eat. This could be considered a fairly different idea, to me, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

The Stupid Troll looked for a sword that they would throw. It is considered to be an original idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sword was the item that was selected.

The Stupid Troll desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

The Stupid Troll looked for a pen to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly new idea, to most, but not to the Troll, who had decided it would be wonderful. A pen was the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Troll carried a stretchman to experiment on. It would have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who had decided it was magnificent. A stretchman is the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Troll desperately craved for a mug that they would sometimes sleep with. It was a new idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who feels it would be sublime. Strangely, a mug is the item to select.