The Worrisome Troll

The Worrisome Troll found a stapler that they would sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly unusual undertaking, to most, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

The Worrisome Troll often carried a bottle of wine that they would put down their trousers. It would have been an original approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. A bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

The Worrisome Troll carried a helmet that they would occasionally drop. It might be a fairly exciting suggestion, to some, but not to the Troll, who thought it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

The Worrisome Troll desperately needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

The Worrisome Troll owned a bottle of beer that they would sometimes hug. This seems to be a fairly funny activity, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

The Worrisome Troll desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they sometimes cuddle. It should have been an astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea was fun. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.