Grumpy Troll

Grumpy Troll always had with them a bottle of wine that they liked to break. It should have been a weird proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who felt it was magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

Grumpy Troll owned a chocolate bar that they sometimes eat. It might have been a surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

Grumpy Troll carried a stapler that they would experiment on. This is certainly an unusual activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a stapler being the chosen item.

Grumpy Troll always carried a stapler that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. A stapler would be the chosen thing.

Grumpy Troll craved for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

Grumpy Troll owned a teapot that they liked to rub on his belly. It would be a fairly astonishing thought, to many, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a teapot is the item to select.