Fucking Troll

Fucking Troll had a vibrator that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be a fairly curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

Fucking Troll desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to you, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

Fucking Troll always had with them a pint of beer that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a different undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

Fucking Troll needed a block of cheese that they liked to play with. It would be a fairly weird exercise, to me, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

Fucking Troll desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be an original proposal, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

Fucking Troll often carried a can of coke that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly weird action, to some, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of coke being the chosen thing.