Retarded Troll

Retarded Troll wanted a teapot that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a surprising activity, to many, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a teapot was the chosen item.

Retarded Troll craved for a piece of paper that they would annihilate It is a weird suggestion, to most, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

Retarded Troll desperately craved for a vibrator that they would sometimes play with. It should be a fairly weird proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who feels it was magnificent. A vibrator of all things.

Retarded Troll found a pencil sharpener to annihilate One might say this is an original undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

Retarded Troll desperately searched for a hat to share. One might consider this to be a curious action, to my children, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a hat is the item to opt for.

Retarded Troll had a sack of potatoes that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be a surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.