The Bum Loving Troll

The Bum Loving Troll always kept a CD player that they would often put on his head. It should have been a fairly surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who thinks it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a CD player of all things.

The Bum Loving Troll desperately needed a toilet brush that they liked to throw. This seems to be an astonishing operation, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who had decided it would be miraculous. A toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Troll desperately needed a computer that they would drop. It might have been a fairly new thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the thing to select.

The Bum Loving Troll desperately searched for a spade that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly different suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a spade would be the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Troll desired a condom to put on his head. It would have been a fairly surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who felt it was amazing. Remarkably, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Troll wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might be a new idea, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a pint of cider of all things.