Ugly Troll

Ugly Troll had a helmet that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is a weird suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Strangely, a helmet is the item to select.

Ugly Troll desperately desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a different proposal, to many, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

Ugly Troll owned a hat that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a hat is the item to opt for.

Ugly Troll desperately desired a mug that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is a funny exercise, to many, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

Ugly Troll craved for a vibrator that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. A vibrator was the chosen thing.

Ugly Troll looked for a set square that they liked to rub on his belly. It was considered to be an odd suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a set square was the item that was opted for.