The Ugly Troll

The Ugly Troll desperately desired a pint of cider that they would often smash. It was a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a pint of cider having that done to it

The Ugly Troll always had with them a sack of potatoes that they sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

The Ugly Troll desperately looked for a can of Tango that they sometimes drop. It would be a strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly Troll searched for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally annihilate It is a fairly exciting exercise, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Troll carried a melon that they would often play with. It should be a peculiar action, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Troll always carried a rubber chicken that they would put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.