The Dodgy Troll

The Dodgy Troll desired a dildo that they would share. It should be a fairly curious action, to many, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Troll needed a sack of potatoes that they would often experiment on. It might be a fairly peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Troll looked for a cheese grater that they would sometimes eat. It was a surprising action, to me, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

The Dodgy Troll always kept a piece of paper that they would often annihilate It is a fairly new thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who thinks it was fun. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

The Dodgy Troll desired a stretchman that they would sometimes annihilate This is certainly a fairly surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who had decided it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Troll needed a cup to insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly funny thing to do, to many, but not to the Troll, who had decided that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a cup was the chosen item.