A Boring Unicorn

A Boring Unicorn looked for a helmet that they would put on his head. It should have been a new idea, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was out of this world. A helmet would be the item that was selected.

A Boring Unicorn desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes sleep with. It might have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was entertaining. A bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

A Boring Unicorn desperately searched for a radiator that they would rub on his belly. It was a fairly different approach to life, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the thing selected.

A Boring Unicorn desired a Harry Potter wand to share. It should have been a strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

A Boring Unicorn desperately desired a mug that they liked to sleep with. It is a fairly new action, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a mug was the item that was selected.

A Boring Unicorn looked for a bat that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be an astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a bat having that done to it