My Funny Unicorn

My Funny Unicorn carried a sponge to sit and look at. It is an exciting idea, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be wonderous. A sponge would be the thing that was selected.

My Funny Unicorn craved for a radiator that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a curious action, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

My Funny Unicorn desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly curious undertaking, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a porno magazine having that done to it

My Funny Unicorn owned a cucumber that they would occasionally hug. It would be a strange action, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

My Funny Unicorn had a can of coke that they would sometimes demolish. It was a fairly bizarre idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

My Funny Unicorn had a lava lamp that they would put up their bum. This seems an original exercise, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was epic. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.