My Lonely Unicorn

My Lonely Unicorn desperately desired a teapot to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly different thing to do, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

My Lonely Unicorn carried a block of cheese that they would often put on his head. It might be an unusual thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

My Lonely Unicorn found a custard pie that they would sometimes drop. This might appear to be a fairly curious idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the item selected.

My Lonely Unicorn always kept a can of coke that they would often experiment on. It should have been a bizarre action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

My Lonely Unicorn desperately needed a cheese grater that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a funny idea, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

My Lonely Unicorn always carried a dildo that they would often share. This could be considered a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the thing opted for.