The Red Unicorn

The Red Unicorn desperately desired a melon that they would often break. It is a fairly new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a melon of all things.

The Red Unicorn always kept a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been a weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

The Red Unicorn found a big sponge to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Red Unicorn had a bottle of wine that they would demolish. This seems to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

The Red Unicorn always kept a block of cheese that they sometimes sleep with. This seems an extraordinary proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

The Red Unicorn desired a porno magazine that they would break. One might find this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the chosen item.