The Fat Unicorn

The Fat Unicorn desperately needed a vibrator that they would sometimes eat. It might have been an astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Unicorn craved for a teapot that they would occasionally break. It would be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be fun. Remarkably, a teapot was the chosen item.

The Fat Unicorn always carried a cucumber that they would play with. It is considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

The Fat Unicorn needed a block of cheese that they liked to demolish. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was fun. A block of cheese being the thing selected.

The Fat Unicorn desired a condom that they liked to demolish. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

The Fat Unicorn craved for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be an astonishing idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was exciting. A magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.