Adorable Unicorn

Adorable Unicorn carried a spade that they would drop. This seems a fairly odd thought, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a spade being the chosen item.

Adorable Unicorn desperately desired a vibrator that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been a weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to select.

Adorable Unicorn needed a bottle of coke that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly different thought, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of coke having that done to it

Adorable Unicorn carried a bottle of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

Adorable Unicorn desired a spade that they would smash. One might say this is a fairly odd suggestion, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a spade being the thing selected.

Adorable Unicorn always carried a tomato that they liked to drop. This is certainly a fairly bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.