Their Brainy Unicorn

Their Brainy Unicorn wanted a pen that they liked to hug. This is certainly a fairly exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the item to opt for.

Their Brainy Unicorn desperately craved for a porno magazine to rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly new thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

Their Brainy Unicorn desperately craved for a custard pie to put up their bum. It should have been an odd idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a custard pie of all things.

Their Brainy Unicorn always carried a set square that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a set square being the chosen item.

Their Brainy Unicorn looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes hug. It might be a funny operation, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

Their Brainy Unicorn desperately searched for a big sponge that they would worship. It should be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.