My Famous Unicorn

My Famous Unicorn desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes worship. This seems a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was miraculous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

My Famous Unicorn often carried a bottle of wine to insert somewhere. This could be considered a strange undertaking, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

My Famous Unicorn always had with them a sword that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly strange thought, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a sword having that done to it

My Famous Unicorn looked for a stretchman to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

My Famous Unicorn desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems to be an original idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

My Famous Unicorn desperately desired a porno magazine that they sometimes demolish. It would have been a strange idea, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.