His Naughty Unicorn

His Naughty Unicorn desperately needed a computer that they would occasionally smash. This could be considered a fairly peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a computer was the item that was selected.

His Naughty Unicorn looked for a sack of potatoes that they would worship. It would be an astonishing thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

His Naughty Unicorn owned a bottle of beer that they would often break. It is an odd idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer of all things.

His Naughty Unicorn craved for a dildo that they liked to eat. It might have been a peculiar proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the thing selected.

His Naughty Unicorn looked for a radiator to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a curious operation, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

His Naughty Unicorn carried a ball that they would often worship. This might appear to be an astonishing thought, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a ball being the chosen item.