The Special Viper

The Special Viper found a rubber chicken that they would occasionally worship. It would have been an exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

The Special Viper always carried a wig to throw. This seems a curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a wig being the thing opted for.

The Special Viper craved for a sack of potatoes that they would insert somewhere. It might have been an original suggestion, to some, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

The Special Viper desperately craved for a cup that they would often demolish. One might consider this to be an original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who assumed it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the chosen thing.

The Special Viper always had with them a rubber johnny to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

The Special Viper always kept a set square that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a strange idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a set square was the thing that was selected.