Their Purple Viper

Their Purple Viper had a stretchman that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a stretchman is the thing to select.

Their Purple Viper had a porno magazine that they sometimes put up their bum. It would be a strange undertaking, to you, but not to the Viper, who felt it would be epic. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

Their Purple Viper needed a sack of potatoes to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly unusual operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who felt it would be out of this world. A sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

Their Purple Viper desperately wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes drop. It might be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who thought it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the item to select.

Their Purple Viper searched for a ball to throw. One might find this to be a different operation, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a ball was the thing that was selected.

Their Purple Viper always kept a cucumber to put up their bum. One might say this is an odd idea, to my children, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.