A Yellow Viper

A Yellow Viper wanted a dildo that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

A Yellow Viper always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered an astonishing suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who considered it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

A Yellow Viper wanted a chocolate bar that they liked to cuddle. It would have been a new exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

A Yellow Viper desperately searched for a pen that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a pen being the item opted for.

A Yellow Viper wanted a sponge that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

A Yellow Viper always had with them a tomato that they liked to hug. It was a surprising suggestion, to many, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a tomato being the thing opted for.