The Confused Viper

The Confused Viper craved for a sponge that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Viper looked for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

The Confused Viper desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who considered it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

The Confused Viper always carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally share. This might appear to be a funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

The Confused Viper found a mug that they would experiment on. It is considered to be a different idea, to some, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a mug was the chosen item.

The Confused Viper looked for a cucumber that they would sometimes break. It should be a funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the item chosen.