His Bum Loving Viper

His Bum Loving Viper looked for a helmet that they would often rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly new operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a helmet is the item to choose.

His Bum Loving Viper needed a hat to insert somewhere. It might be an exciting operation, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a hat is the thing to select.

His Bum Loving Viper craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

His Bum Loving Viper found a pen to cuddle. This might appear to be a surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

His Bum Loving Viper desperately searched for a tomato that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the thing to select.

His Bum Loving Viper searched for a lava lamp that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a new action, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.