My Horny Viper

My Horny Viper needed a pint of cider to put up their bum. One might say this is a curious idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

My Horny Viper owned a set square that they would sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a bizarre idea, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who felt it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

My Horny Viper had a computer that they would often put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a computer being the chosen thing.

My Horny Viper owned a stretchman that they would often put on his head. It would have been a weird and wonderful operation, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the chosen item.

My Horny Viper found a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be a surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

My Horny Viper desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be an unusual proposal, to many, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.