The Big Viper

The Big Viper needed a sword that they would occasionally demolish. One might consider this to be an original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the item that was chosen.

The Big Viper always kept a bottle of beer to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly different operation, to many, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

The Big Viper often carried a bag of poop to embrace. It would be a different idea, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

The Big Viper always had with them a rubber chicken that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be an odd suggestion, to many, but not to the Viper, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

The Big Viper desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly exciting proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who thought it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

The Big Viper desired a condom that they would sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a fairly strange approach to life, to most, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was sublime. A condom being the item selected.