Funny Viper

Funny Viper found a magic 8 ball to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

Funny Viper desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would often hug. It should be an odd proposal, to some, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

Funny Viper owned a dildo that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly surprising thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who thought it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the chosen thing.

Funny Viper desperately searched for a sack of potatoes to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

Funny Viper had a bag of poop that they would sometimes throw. It was considered to be a fairly original proposal, to many, but not to the Viper, who assumed it was entertaining. A bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

Funny Viper found a teapot that they would sometimes worship. It might be a different exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.