My Square Woodpecker

My Square Woodpecker craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be an astonishing thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

My Square Woodpecker often carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

My Square Woodpecker always kept a cucumber that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be a bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was simply life. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the item opted for.

My Square Woodpecker found a block of cheese that they would play with. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

My Square Woodpecker always had with them a bottle of wine that they liked to insert somewhere. One might say this is an astonishing thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

My Square Woodpecker desperately wanted a pint of beer to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an original activity, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a pint of beer being the thing selected.