Big Woodpecker

Big Woodpecker owned a bottle of coke that they would break. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

Big Woodpecker had a pint of cider that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be a fairly curious undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

Big Woodpecker desperately searched for a cup that they liked to drop. It is an original suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be breathtaking. A cup was the chosen item.

Big Woodpecker carried a block of cheese that they would smash. It should be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

Big Woodpecker found a wig that they would try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a different undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the chosen item.

Big Woodpecker desired a bottle of wine to put on his head. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.