My Little Woodpecker

My Little Woodpecker always had with them a bat that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising action, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

My Little Woodpecker carried a set of lego that they sometimes hug. It was a strange suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.

My Little Woodpecker always had with them a bat that they would often put on his head. It should have been a somewhat surprising thought, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the item to select.

My Little Woodpecker looked for a bat that they would throw. It would have been an odd undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a bat would be the chosen thing.

My Little Woodpecker always kept a condom that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a surprising idea, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item that was selected.

My Little Woodpecker desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would share. It would have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.