A Purple Woodpecker

A Purple Woodpecker desperately craved for a mug that they would annihilate One might say this is a fairly new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the item that was opted for.

A Purple Woodpecker craved for a melon that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was fun. A melon is the item that was chosen.

A Purple Woodpecker looked for a vibrator that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a fairly unusual idea, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

A Purple Woodpecker desperately needed a set square that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

A Purple Woodpecker desperately wanted a sword that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly strange exercise, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword being the chosen item.

A Purple Woodpecker craved for a bag of flour to try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly strange suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.