A Special Woodpecker

A Special Woodpecker looked for a cheese grater that they would rub on his belly. This seems a surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was wonderous. A cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

A Special Woodpecker needed a spade that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a peculiar idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a spade was the chosen item.

A Special Woodpecker carried a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a fairly weird action, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was out of this world. A can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

A Special Woodpecker always carried a CD player that they would often embrace. This is certainly a fairly weird undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a CD player having that done to it

A Special Woodpecker desperately needed a big sponge that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the item selected.

A Special Woodpecker owned a bottle of coke to embrace. One might find this to be an odd thought, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item selected.